Vick Stars in MNF Blowout

This is a bigger mismatch than Andy Reid in the punt, pass and kick competition.  -@CPratt20

Dan Snyder has just been stopped by security while running to the Eagles' sideline with an $80 million contract for Mike Vick.  -@Jacoby_

Even when Kevin Kolb plays Madden '11, he starts Mike Vick.  -@MikeScorpio

McNabb's New Contract Jokes

What they didn't tell you is that the Redskins gave Rex Grossman $2.6M ($1.3M guaranteed) to run the 2-minute offense for the next 5 years  (tholzerman)

 

With that money, McNabb can BUY cardiovascular endurance.  (BlkSportsOnline)

 

Is the 88 million the Redskins gave McNabb the most expensive apology ever? (mcdevious16)

 

It's kind of like saying you want to break up with a chick and then getting her pregnant.  (Mrphotogenic)

 

This McNabb deal reminds me of the time I cheated on my girlfriend and then apologized by proposing...and buying her a yacht  (TFG_WiseGuy)

 

Dear dan snyder, I need 78 million, I dont know your 2 minute offense either.  (mayorDMV)

 

NFL Week 10

(DAL @ NYG)  Wade Phillips seen outside Giant's Stadium with wire cutters, wearing rubber gloves and rubber boots.  (MIKESPN)

(DAL @ NYG)  "You will see Jason Garrett smile. That's kind of what he does." Troy Aikman brings us inside the game.  (DevineBoston)

(DAL)  Pacquiao has more wins in the New dallas stadium then the Cowboys do! That's crazy! (therealkiss)

(NYJ @ CLE)  Braylon Edwards is trying to fight the Browns! His first-ever fight against a non-midget. Good for him! (Sportspickle)

(MIA @ TEN)  If Chad Pennington ever graced the cover of Madden, I'm afraid he might die. (fauxjohnmadden)

(MIA @ TEN)  Defenses need to employ the reverse bounty pool to ensure that crappy QB's like Kerry Collins never leave the game.  (TextMessageQB)

(MIA, DET)  Matthew Stafford and Chad Pennington are in a dead heat to have a new career saving shoulder surgery named after them.  (TextMessageQB)

(CIN @ IND)  It's a shame that Reggie Bush has to give back his Heisman but Carson Palmer doesn't. 

(PJ C.  Hamilton, NJ)

(DET @ BUF)  I thought the Bills were gonna blow it there, but luckily Shaun Hill decided to the throw the ball away on the 2 point conversion.  (Jason N., Scotch Plains, NJ)

(HOU @  JAX)  What do you do on hail mary? KNOCK IT ....nevermind just try to catch it.  (TextMessageQB)