NFL Week 9

(ARI @ MIN)  Next great idea for the NFL: active/inactive head coaches... Brad Childress is inactive today (player's decision)  (@tantoncalamity)

(ARI @ MIN)   maybe Childress is the source of Harvin's migraines... (@TheReal Doyle)

(ARI @ MIN)  They should have let Harvin handle Childress. That would have been the biggest beatdown since Screach v Horshack.  @jakum77

(ARI @ MIN)  Wow, Brett Favre. These passes are so bad that they're making your penis look good.  (@andrewnm)

(ARI @ MIN)  The level mediocrity on both of these teams is exceptional!

(CHI @ BUF)  QB Ryan Fitzpatrick: "A big thing is making sure that we don't fall behind early." Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.  (@BearsTwit)

(CHI @ BUF)  Do it.  Do it man.  You should pick the Bills.  They’ve never let me down. (Jay N., Bills fan)

(CHI @ BUF)  Dear USA, we're sorry about Bieber and Celine Dion, but really, Bears and Bills? Sincerely, Canada.  (@HarryMclane)

(NYJ @ DET)  big deal if Gholston is starting ... its like in college BB when its senior day and they start a senior that was a bench rider for four yrs.  (@2real4youz)

(NYJ @ DET)  Leave it up to Detroit to draft a kicker with the 2nd pick (@JagsTom)

(NYJ @ DET)  Rex Ryan doesn't wanna have a G--damn snack right now. 

 (@JayScott1914) 

(SD @ HOU)  Chargers have a punt blocked.. in other news, water is wet and Joe Buck is still a robot.  (@fauxjohnmadden)

(SD @ HOU)  Who needs vincent jackson when we got Seyi Ajirotutu!  (@austinisnbd)

(SD @ HOU)  I just Ajirotutu'd in my pants! (@sivart)

(SD @ HOU)  Ajirotutu! Can he punt?  (@ronanvance)

(NE @ CLE)  Cleveland should put the "We Are All Witnesses" sign with Peyton Hillis. I think that will hurt LeBron more than the commercial  (@MikeFultonisms)

(NE @ CLE)  To the Pats executive who thought it would be funny to switch Tom Brady with Carson Palmer today: this isn't funny anymore.  (@sportsguy33)

(NE @ CLE)  Forget Carson Palmer, it's like they have Justin Beiber in there. Oh wait... (@WilliamFKing)

(MIA @ BAL)  Chad Henne is atrocious. That's all for now.  (@thelindershow)

(MIA @ BAL)  There's the Chad Henne I know and...don't love. (@maverickbarrett)

(MIA @ BAL)  Dolphins most aggressive play call this year: A fake fake punt.  (@jmpeltz)

(MIA @ BAL)  In the last 3 weeks, Dolphins kicker Dan Carpenter has scored more points than Chris Bosh.  (@fauxjohnmadden)

(NO @ CAR)  If the Panthers offense was anymore conservative...Sarah Palin would be campaigning for it. (@adultcarolina)

(NYG @ SEA)  John Lennon is starting at QB for Seattle. (@GrudenLove Not)

(NYG @ SEA)  I love this new "receivers hold onto the ball rather of batting it up in the air" offense the Giants have implemented this week!   (@scottbutler5)

(NYG @ SEA)  That coverage by Earl Thomas was CC Brown-esque. #nyg

(NYG @ SEA)  Eli is outplaying the other Manning today (Todd C., HamiltonNJ)

(NYG @ SEA)  Yeah No. 12 for Seattle is out. Return questionable.  (@MikeGarafolo)

(IND @ PHI)  Kolb better get real comfortable on the sideline, might want trade in his pads to get a set of pom poms and cheerleading unifrom!  (@kaliops24)

(IND @ PHI)  If I owned the Eagles one of the assistant coaches would be responsible for stealing and hiding Reid's challenge flag before every game.  (@bcthomas)

(IND @ PHI)  Andy Reid just challenged to have a couple extra inches added on. Yep, Andy, fine - EVERY guy thinks about it.  (@gregbrady71)

(IND @ PHI)  You're really telling me Andy Reid has been here 13 years and we're just seeing that Punt, Pass and Kick video for the first time?  (@g mck7)

Punt,Pass, Kick:  Andy Reid, age 13 competes against others in his age group.

(IND @ PHI)  Andy Reid subsequently ate three of those kids.   (@officialreview)

(IND @ PHI)  Andy reid look like the white version of Blindside as a kid.  (stacks07)

(DAL @ GB)  Notice how Wade Phillips always looks like his ice cream cone just fell on the ground?  (@JeffSchultzAJC)

(DAL @ GB)  Tonight you can watch "The Walking Dead" on AMC or check 'em out on NBC against the Packers. (@Chessehead Dave)

(PIT @ CIN)  Roger Goodell is in attendance tonight so that he can directly send fines down to James Harrison. (@wjmoore17)